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Born in a marathi family in Karnataka, Shivajirao Gaekwad, a bus conductor once, is ruling the South Indian Cinema Industry for more than 2 decades, with more than 1 Crore Fans.

He has received honours such as Raj Kapoor Award (2007) from the Government of Maharastra, Padma Bhushan (2000) from Government of India, Kalaichelvam Award (1995) from the Nadigar Sangam, Oshobismit Award (1995) for Spirituality from Rajinish Ashram, MGR Award (1989) and Kalaimamani Award (1984) from the Government of Tamilnadu.

He won the Best Actor award, given by the Government of Tamil Nadu for his role in the film Chandramukhi(2005). And, has been selected as best movie entertainer in India for the year 2007 by NDTV.

His name is Rajinikanth… and here is the collection of Rajinikanth FUNNY Facts. Nothing is MINE, ALL CTRL+C, CTRL+V. My faves are marked BOLD

1. Rajnikanth makes onions cry
2. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
4. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
5. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
6. When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
7. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
8. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
9. The last digit of pi is Rajnikanth. He is the end of all things.
10. Rajnikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
11. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
12. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
13. Rajnikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.
14. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, Did you mean Rajnikanth? It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance”
15. Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

16. Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
17. When Rajnikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
18. Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
19. Rajnikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
20. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajnikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
21. Rajnikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life; unless it gets in his way.
23. It takes Rajnikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
24. Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
25. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
26. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.
27. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
28. Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
29. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
30. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanthh, the result is death.
31. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.
32. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikanth has allowed to live.
33. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikanth.
34. Rajnikanth counted to infinity – twice.
35. When Rajnikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
36. Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.
38. Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
39. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
40. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikanth has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
41. Rajnikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
42. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
43. Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikanth turnaround kick.
44. When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikanth” for every answer. You will score over 1600.
45. Rajnikanth has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
46. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
47. Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikanth”
48. If you Google search “Rajnikanth getting kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
49. Rajnikanth can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
50. Rajnikanth doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
51. Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.
52. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.
53. Rajnikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
54. James Cameron wanted Rajnikanth to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
55. Thousands of years ago Rajnikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.

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What 50000 mean for you?
Just check these facts..
Im sure.. you will like the last fact and appreciate.

  • More than 50,000 square miles of rain forest were lost to deforestation in Brazil.
  • More than 50,000 Americans die from secondhand smoke (SHS) every year.
  • A Kellogg School MBA graduate is supported by a network of 50,000 alumni globally.
  • In Uttar Pradesh, India’s most populous state, around 50,000 caste-related cases against Dalits are pending.
  • 50,000 years from now, at the present rate of erosion, the remaining 20 miles to Lake Erie will have been undermined, which will lead to NO NIAGARA.
  • Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, “Gadsby”, which contains over 50,000 words — none of them with the letter E!
  • At least 50,000 people were relocated in Ukraine after the Chernobyl Nuclear Accident.
  • 50000 tents were erected as temporary accommodation on the Kumbh Mela ground in 2007
  • Daily population increase in India is about 50,000 people
  • Pushkar receives, each year 200,000 people and 50,000 camels and cattle converge for the annual Camel Fair.
  • eBay users trade in more than 50,000 categories.
  • Approximately 50,000, or half of the women in prostitution in Bombay, are trafficked from Nepal.
  • The average lead pencil can draw a line that is almost 35 miles long or you can write almost 50,000 words in English with just one pencil.
  • The world’s largest mammal, the blue whale, weighs 50000 Kg at birth. Fully grown, it weighs as much as 150 tons i.e. 150000 Kg.
  • Punjab, a state is India have got 50,000 sq km area.
  • Temperature of lightning is estimated as 50,000 degree F ( hotter than the surface of the sun )
  • During the past year there have been more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world.
  • Hmm.. with all these great facts.. i have something interesting…
    My flickr gallery crossed 50000 views today. Thanks all.
  • What actually 50000 mean for me…?
    664 days of online at flickr.com. 4166 frames. 126 sets. 31 frames at explore. 100s of friends. 1000s of faves and comments. Tens of places and locations explored. LOTS of LEARNING (Though im putting this at the END)

    Thanks Guys. Thanks for all your support, comments and Critics.

50000

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JilodiPassShimla

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Got an opportunity to watch this movie yesterday at The PVR Cinemas, Bangalore. Thanks to fellow pals raghu, shiva and mayank, for getting me a ticket too. I personally liked the movie, though it has got only short lived moments, be it a comedy, emotion, fun, smoke, drink, as its running only for 97 minutes.

THE one thing that i liked THE most in the movie is its ONE LINE Message.
Oneline Message: “it’s never too late to live life to its fullest”
Online Story: “2 strangers (cancer patients) meet in a hospital…. create a bucket list… roam around and live life to the fullest”

Here is the brief story.. copied from WIKI. More…

Blue-collar mechanic Carter Chambers (Morgan Freeman) and billionaire hospital magnate Edward Cole (Jack Nicholson) meet for the first time in the hospital after both have been diagnosed with cancer. They become friends as they undergo their respective treatments.

Carter is a gifted amateur historian and family man who had wanted to become a history professor, but in his youth had been “broke, black, and with a baby on the way” and thus never rose above his job at the McCreath (named after a healthcare consultant and friend of the writer) body shop.

Cole is an eccentric loner, four times divorced, who enjoys nothing more than tormenting his personal valet/servant, Matthew, whom he calls Thomas (Sean Hayes). He quickly befriends Carter, making Matthew serve Carter as well as him and ordering his doctor to familiarise himself with Carter’s health.

Both are diagnosed with a year or less to live. Carter begins writing a “bucket list,” or things to do before “he kicks the bucket.” While not a serious list of intentions, he is goaded into going through with it when Cole discovers the list. Cole pushes Carter (by suggesting he add things like seeing the world, sky diving etc), and promises to finance the trip. Despite the protests of his wife, Virginia (Beverly Todd), Carter agrees.

The pair then begin an around-the-world vacation, embarking on everything from race car driving to sky diving to climbing the Pyramids to hunting lion Safari in Africa to Tajmahal in India. Along the way they discuss faith and family, and learn from each other that Carter has long been feeling less in love with his wife and Cole is deeply hurt by his estrangement with his only daughter, who disowned him after he sent some people after her abusive husband.

As they criss-cross the entire globe, Carter finds that the love he had for his wife is still strong. He asks to return home, and in gratitude for helping him, he tries to reunite Cole with his daughter, but Cole lacks the courage to face her. He angrily storms off and Carter returns home to his wife, children, and grandchildren.

The family reunion is short lived. Carter relapses and is rushed back to the hospital. The cancer has spread to his brain. Cole, who is now in complete remission, visits him there, and they share a few moments together where Carter reveals the origin of the “world’s most expensive coffee” he has been drinking (Kopi Luwak). Carter insists Cole finish the list without him. Carter then goes into surgery, but the procedure is unsuccessful and he dies on the table. Cole delivers a eulogy at his funeral, and finds the strength to face his daughter. Much to his surprise and joy, she not only accepts him back into her life, but she also introduces him to the grand-daughter he never knew he had and he is able to cross “kiss the most beautiful girl in the world” off the list.

Cole goes on to live for several more years. When he finally passes away, he has his ashes, which were placed inside a Chock Full o’ Nuts coffee can, buried alongside Carter’s, also in the same type of can, on the top of Mount Everest, which Carter (who has been narrating the film) mentions that Cole would have liked, as it was against the law. Matthew, Cole’s assistant does this and as he does so he crosses off the last item on the Bucket List (witness something truly majestic) and buries it with them.

It must be noted that there is a certain irony pertaining to the coffee can. In the beginning of the movie, one can see Carter flick the ashes from his cigarette into a Chock Full o’ Nuts can in the body shop, just before he receives the call that informs him he has lung cancer.

Genre: Comedies
Starring: Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, Sean Hayes, Rob Morrow, Beverly Todd
Director: Rob Reiner
Screenwriter: Justin Zackham
Producer: Alan Greisman, Rob Reiner, Craig Zadan, Neil Meron
Composer: Marc Shaiman
Run Time: 97 Minutes.

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oldie

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